Aug 21, 2015

Big Trouble vs X-Men Last Stand

Stories of cops, criminals, kids, and others intersect in the comedic movie:  Big Trouble.  Mutants are given the choice of taking a pill and losing their powers, or fighting humans (I guess).  Also, there's a mutant who becomes a more dangerous mutant whilst being entangle in a love triangle (I guess) in X-Men The Last Stand.  Ben Foster(?) gets the Box Office treatment this episode.

Aug 5, 2015

Raising Cain vs Bronson

A man with multiple personalities (John Lithgow) steals as many children as he can to traumatize them into have multiple personalities themselves in Raising Cain.  A man will stop at nothing to be famous, even being incarcerated well beyond his original sentence.  Tom Hardy stars in Bronson.  Which movie will win?  Hell, which personality will win?

Jul 14, 2015

Tremors vs. Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

Giant creatures eat find people through vibrations in the ground and then devour them in Tremors.  Then a cop has his death faked, is forced to undergo plastic surgery, and learn impossible martial arts in order to protect America in Remo Williams:  The Adventure Begins.  We're doing a double dose of Fred Ward.

Jul 1, 2015

Alien Battle Royale: The Nautilus Group

Today we cross over with Kate and Aaron Donaldson from The Alien Movie Project.  We pit eight movie aliens against each other where only one will emerge.  The movies pulled from are episodes 1-8 of AMP:  Communion, Contact, Signs, The Faculty, E.T., Pitch Black, Starship Troopers, and Fire in the Sky. 

Jun 17, 2015

Dylan Dog Dead of Night vs Scott Pilgrim Vs the World

Brandon Routh gets a double feature, and lucky for all of us neither movie is Superman Returns.  First Routh is a detective in a monster movie noir:  Dylan Dog Dead of Night.  Then Scott Pilgrim must face the League of Seven Evil Exes in Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World.

Jun 2, 2015

Kung Fury vs John Wick

 Kung Fury answers the question:  what happens when a cop from Miami in 1985 goes back in time to kill Hitler?  He finds friendships with dinosaurs, vikings, and the Norse God of Thunder of course.  John Wick is the tale of a retired hitman who loses it when the mob kills his dog.  Today we explore two balls out action movies to decide who will make it up to Mount Valhalla.

May 20, 2015

She Devils of the SS vs Rapture Palooza

A lot of naked women join the Nazi party and try to keep moral up anyway they can in the grindhouse feature:  She Devils of the SS.  The evil facing it involves the Antichrist taking over the world (perched in Seattle), and deciding he's going to get down with Anna Kendrick in Rapture Palooza.