Kung Fury vs John Wick

 Kung Fury answers the question:  what happens when a cop from Miami in 1985 goes back in time to kill Hitler?  He finds friendships with dinosaurs, vikings, and the Norse God of Thunder of course.  John Wick is the tale of a retired hitman who loses it when the mob kills his dog.  Today we explore two balls out action movies to decide who will make it up to Mount Valhalla.

Hot Rod Vs. Southland Tales

Hot Rod is the tale of a wannabe stuntman (Andy Samberg) who tries to raise enough money through stunt work to pay for an operation for his stepfather (Ian McShane) so that he can kick his ass.  Southland Tales is the complicated movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Sarah Michelle Gellar that tells of the end of the world. There can be only one.